Saturday, December 1, 2007

Blind, Deaf and Mute Justice 5

Actual Laws On The Books
Part V of V
The Finale

South Dakota
Movies that show police officers being struck, beaten, or treated
in an offensive manner are forbidden.

It is illegal for a woman to call a man for a date.

It's legal for a chicken to have sex with you,
but it's illegal to reciprocate.
When a person reaches the age of 50,
he/she can then marry their cousin.
Women must obtain written permission from their husbands
to wear false teeth.
A man may face 60 days in jail for patting a woman's derriere.

. Washington
Women who sit on men's laps on buses or trains
without placing a pillow between them
face an automatic six-month jail term.
West Virginia
It is legal for a male to have sex with an animal
as long as it does not exceed 40 lbs.
In Connorsville: No man shall shoot off a gun
while his female partner is having a sexual orgasm.

. Wyoming
In Newcastle: An ordinance specifically bans couples from having sex
while standing inside a store's walk-in meat freezer.

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