Saturday, December 1, 2007

Blind, Deaf and Mute Justice 4

Actual Laws On The Books
Part IV of V

New Mexico
State officials ordered 400 words of "sexually explicit material"
to be cut from Romeo and Juliet.

New York
It is illegal to jump off the Empire State building.

North Carolina
In Charlotte: Woman must have their bodies covered
with at least 16 yards of cloth at all times.

North Dakota
It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep with your shoes on.
In Oxford: It's illegal for a woman to strip off her clothing
while standing in front of a man's picture.

It is illegal to have the hind legs of farm animals in your boots.
Anyone with a "bad reputation" is prohibited
from distributing malt beverages.

No man may purchase alcohol
without written consent from his wife.

Rhode Island
It's a misdemeanor to keep more than 11 inoperable vehicles
in front of a house.

South Carolina
It is legal to beat your wife on a Sunday morning
on the steps of the state house.

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