Monday, August 31, 2009

4 delicious chances to have a gay time!

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Would You Like A Bite Of My Golden Gaytime?
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Monday, August 24, 2009

Tastes Like Grandma ?!?

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My Grandma
always tasted like
Stanley Lilac Cologne
and Ben Gay,
NOT
Black Raspberry Jam
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Sunday, August 23, 2009

Oh! The Irony

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If it's number 2,
It's not for you.
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Monday, August 17, 2009

What's In A Name?

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Is that Captain's orders?
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Sunday, August 16, 2009

Who Wants To Have A Cookout?

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I'll bring the wieners
and you can bring the marshmallows.
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Saturday, August 15, 2009

The Sanctity Of Marriage Part 4

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Once again ...
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I can't get married,
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but these "Assholes" can.
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Thursday, August 13, 2009

Wednesday, August 12, 2009

Friday, August 7, 2009

You So Caisy

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"Remove Horniness"
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???
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My thoughts are these:

"Where exactly,
on your body,
do you have to rub this cream
to accomplish the removal of horniness?
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&
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"Wouldn't the application of any cream
rubbed in the right spot
accomplish this?"
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Thursday, August 6, 2009

Pussy Pop - What The Hell?

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"A Refreshing Delicious Drink FOR your Cat !?!"
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Do they have a canine version called "Doggie Dew" ?
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Tuesday, August 4, 2009

Monday, August 3, 2009

Happy 50th Birthday, Chickiepoo !!!

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I called to wish my older sister a Happy 50th Birthday
and to tell her I signed her up for "Life Alert"
and she had the nerve to say, "F@*& OFF!!!".
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Some people can be soooo ungrateful.
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I Got A Feeling, Somebody's Watching Me

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"Is it the money you could save
from switching to Gieko?"
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