Sunday, May 31, 2009

God Is Watching Us, From A Distance.

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Is that church looking at me?
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No, it's the money you could be saving on Gieco.
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Sunday, May 24, 2009

One Ringy Dingy, Two Ringy Dingy ...

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Charley got me a new phone. I have been wanting one with a qwerty keyboard. I can now blog and tweet from my phone. Mine is lime green and is nearly the same green as my ipod. I love love love it.
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Saturday, May 23, 2009

They Tried To Make Me Go To Rehab ... And I Said Yes Yes Yes.

Yesterday, I started my physical therapy and today I am sore as hell.

Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Is It A Trick Question?

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Maybe one of those bananas is really a plantain.
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Monday, May 11, 2009

Sunday, May 10, 2009

It's Your Day

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Happy Mother's Day to all.
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I am sure every mother
would appreciate a present
from the 99 cent store.
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Thursday, May 7, 2009

Doctor, Doctor Give Me The News ...

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Recovery Road 04
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I went to the doctor today and he gave me the Ok to go back to work. He said I am doing wonderfully. It will be 4 weeks on Saturday since my Heart Attack and 4 weeks on Monday since my Bypass Surgery. I worked hard to get my strength back so I could get back to work. I am still not 100% but I am going back part time with no lifting on Monday. I am thrilled. I love my job and I miss everyone. I will be starting the rehab exercises Friday. I will be going there three times a week. I can't wait for everything to get back to normal. I think I will be in better shape and I will be better off in the long run. I am determined to surprise everyone and live a very long life. I want to still be a smart ass when I am in my 90's.
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It is amazing how much everything costs in the medical world.
So far my bills add up to over $62,000.
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Monday, May 4, 2009

I Want My Baby Back, Baby Back, Baby Back Ribs

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Boy, Mom can throw any group of food together
and make a tasty dish.
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Sunday, May 3, 2009

Saturday, May 2, 2009

Is There A Connection

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I Had The Swine Flu = Past Tense
When Pigs Fly = Future Tense
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Friday, May 1, 2009

I Am Now A Twit

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I have opened a Twitter account.
You can follow my tweets in the sidebar box
or click "follow me on Twitter" to go to my twitter page.
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I have also opened a facebook page.
click link address below to go there.
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