Thursday, December 31, 2009

Here Comes Peter Cotton-sell

I stopped by the Rite Aid yesterday
and they had started
to put out their Easter Candy.
It is never too early, I guess.

Wednesday, December 30, 2009

The Sanctity Of Marriage

There really is nothing I can add to this.

Monday, December 28, 2009

Christmas Carolers Suck

As you can tell from this picture.

Sunday, December 27, 2009

The Best Of Everything 2009 Edition

My list contains things that I have
read, heard, seen or discovered this year.
If you don't agree, well then, write your own blog.
It may not be as exciting as say
"VH1's 100 Hottest Hottie Hook-Ups"
or some other inane BS show they air, but what the hell.
Here it goes.
The Best:

Paranormal Activity
(Scared the crap out of me)

Echo - Cyndi Lauper

Bring Ya To The Brink - Cyndi Lauper

Female Singer
Cyndi Lauper

Male Singer
Jay Brannan

Music Video
Madonna's "Celebration"


TV Show Comedy
Reruns of "As Time Goes By"

TV Show Drama
Reality Competition Show
Top Chef

Reality Show
Tabatha's Salon Takeover
TV Comedian
Chelsea Handler of E!'s "Chelsea Lately"

Internet Video
Britain's Got Talent -
Susan Boyle's Audition
singing "I Dreamed A Dream"

BBC 1's Scott Mills Daily

News Story of the Year
Civil Rights Movement for The Gay Community

Roddy Doyle's "The War"

Computer Game
"Cosmic Bugs"
and its sequel
"Water Bugs"

Computer Download
Safari Internet Browser
Guilty Pleasure
All Day Marathons
of "NCIS" on USA

As Always: Chessie

Don't Ask Don't Tell

The real question about this photo is
why are these sailors
dancing with each other,
but why is the sailor on the left
propositioning a "GOAT"?

Saturday, December 26, 2009

Grin And Bear It

Global Warming is a lie.
the polar bears
are still able to find
something to nibble on
after all.

Friday, December 25, 2009

Here Comes Santa Claus

Christmas came roaring in ...
... and was gone in a flash.
Merry Christmas to all
and to all a good night.

Sunday, December 13, 2009

Do You Think He's Gay?

"And that's all I have to say about that ..."

Saturday, December 12, 2009

The Perfect Christmas Gift

"Smoky, the Emphysema Baby"
Part of the
"Trailer Trash Babies"
from Mattel.
Coming soon
"Crystal, the Meth Baby"

Wednesday, December 9, 2009

Tuesday, December 8, 2009

Prime Suspect: Sparky, The Firebug Reindeer

"He was dressed all in fur,
from his head to his foot,
and his clothes were all tarnished
with ashes and soot."

We Have A Winner

This is the "Gayest Christmas Tree"
I have ever seen.
The only way to make it "gayer"
is to cover it in rainbow garland
and top it off with an unicorn
with fairy wings

Monday, December 7, 2009

Just So You Know


Redneck In A Red Suit

To save time, just show your therapist this picture.
It will explain your daddy issues
and your unrelenting hatred of Christmas
all in one fail swoop.
Well, at least you finally got them damn deer heads
off of your living room wall.

Sunday, December 6, 2009