Monday, June 29, 2009

Rehab For Booze Would've Been Easier

Recovery Road 05
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I am finished with my dreaded Cardio Rehab. It was like torture three days a week. I did complete it in only 4 weeks. I worked my ass off just so I could get it over with. I still have to find a gym to keep up with the process, but I can find somewhere that is a little more comfortable than the hospital. I am walking about an hour every day and still eating right ~ with a treat or cheat about once a week.
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Meet My Enemies
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Sunday, June 28, 2009

There's Always A First Time For Everything

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The Precious Moments Company
has released an updated version of the
"My First ..."
line of adorable statues
to help celebrate
all of the special times
in your child's life.
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Here is a preview.
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Friday, June 26, 2009

Bravo!

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My Sentiments Exactly.
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Thursday, June 25, 2009

Heaven Bound

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"She is in heaven now,
surrounded by real angels."
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- Kate Jackson
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Tuesday, June 23, 2009

A Field Of Dreams

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If you build it,
he will come ...
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Nothing But The Best For Junior

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Just mix a little bit
of the baby formula in the beer
and you have a nutritious drink
that knocks the little booger out
all freaking night long.
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Monday, June 22, 2009

For All Of My Ohioan Visitors ...

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"You know to stop that now, right?"
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Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Tuesday, June 16, 2009

Oh Ronald! Part 04

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The Hamburglar is putting on a show.
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Sunday, June 14, 2009

Oh Ronald! Part 03

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That is not the milkshake
she was asking about.
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Friday, June 12, 2009

Oh Ronald! Part 02

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Would you like fries with that?
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Thursday, June 11, 2009

Oh Ronald! Part 01

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Hope she doesn't get McPreggers.
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Wednesday, June 10, 2009

Karma Can Be A Real Bitch

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Not because you're a hate-filled bigot,
but because you felt
you were too important
to show up for work.
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Don't be sad,
you will be getting a job offer
from Fox News any minute now.
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Wednesday, June 3, 2009

Iraq Stats

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It is still not over.
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Support the troops
and urge Washington
to bring them home NOW.
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As of June 2, 2009
there have been:
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4,308 Soldiers Killed.
31,312 Soldiers Seriously Injured.
181 Suicides of Servicemen
1 Serviceman listed as missing or captured.
(since Oct. 2006)
92,133 - 100,591 documented Iraqi Civilian Deaths.
(Civilians NOT Terrorists)
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Information gathered from:
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Tuesday, June 2, 2009

Silver Platterist: Levi Strauss & Co.

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For your continued support
and friendship to the gay community.
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Levi Strauss has been a long time supporter of the gay and lesbian community. Their belief in equal rights for all was continued this week with the announcement that in the company owned Levi stores all mannequins would be adorned with the "White Knot" ribbon for marriage equality.
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Show your support and go and buy a pair of Levi's. You will be thanking a
friend in this downturned economy and you will be getting a pair of jeans that makes your ass look great.
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To learn more about
the "White Knot" Ribbon
click on the ribbon
on the left side of the blog.
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