Wednesday, April 30, 2008

Over The Line? ... You Decide

Politically Correct NO : Funny YES
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bumper sticker for sale at www.cafepress.com/

Tuesday, April 29, 2008

In Case You Missed The Stupid One



"Thank you, your holiness. Awesome speech."
- Bush to Pope

Over The Line? ... You Decide

Politically Correct NO : Funny YES


Button for sale at www.cafepress.com/

I am calling posts where I find Funny Buttons, Bumper Stickers, T Shirts, Pictures or Cartoons on the net "Over The Line? ... You Decide" They may be politically incorrect, but so be it.

Monday, April 28, 2008

Peek A Boo Rosie


Our first rose of the year is about to pop.

Sunday, April 27, 2008

Iraq Stats



Support our troops and bring them home.
Stop This Illegal War.
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As of April 27, 2008 there have been:
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4,052 Soldiers Killed.
29,829 Soldiers Seriously Injured.
83,002 - 90,550 documented Iraqi Civilian Deaths.
(Civilians NOT Terrorists.)
ZERO - Military Funerals attended by the President.
ZERO - Presidential trips to Dover to view the arrival of the flag draped coffins of our returning heroes.
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and it has been 1,825 days since "Mission Accomplished".
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Information gathered from:


Wednesday, April 23, 2008

Kitty Lit



"A cat allows you to sleep on the bed. On the edge."
- Jenny de Vries

Sunday, April 20, 2008

Lilacs Nearly In Bloom


Our lilac bush is budding and should be in full bloom in the next couple of days. We have several plants that are flowering and I will add new pictures over the next couple of days.
The lilacs always remind me of Grandma and her giant lilac bush on the farm.

Iraq Stats


Click on picture for larger view

Support our troops and bring them home.
Stop This Illegal War.

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As of April 20, 2008 there have been:
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4,039 Soldiers Killed.
29,780 Soldiers Seriously Injured.
82,856 - 90,390 documented Iraqi Civilian Deaths.
(Civilians NOT Terrorists.)
ZERO - Military Funerals attended by the President.
ZERO - Presidential trips to Dover to view the arrival of the flag draped coffins of our returning heroes.
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and it has been 1,818 days since "Mission Accomplished".
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Information gathered from:
http://www.antiwar.com/casualties/

Saturday, April 19, 2008

Just Because ...

Just because it made me chuckle.

Wednesday, April 16, 2008

Inside the Bloggers Studio



I love the show "Inside the Actors Studio" I haven't seen a new one in quite some time and they seem to rerun the Robin Williams episode every other week.

It is refreshing to see the actors talk about the craft and NOT about celebrity or fame. I always get a kick from the ten questions that James Lipton asks at the end of the interview. Since, I will never be interviewed by Mr. Lipton, I decided to answer the questionnaire here.

"Inside the Actors Studio" Questionnaire

What is your favorite word?
- Sale

What is your least favorite word?
- Stupid

What turns you on?
- Music

What turns you off?
- Bigotry

What sound or noise do you love?
- Laughter

What sound or noise do you hate?
- Traffic

What is your favorite curse word?
- Douche bag

What profession, other than your own, would you like to attempt?
- Writer

What profession would you not like to do?
- Salesman

If Heaven exists, what would you like God to say when you arrive at the pearly gates?
- "Don't worry, there are no Televangelists here, my son."


Please copy the questions and give your responses in the comment section.

What is your favorite word?
What is your least favorite word?
What turns you on?
What turns you off?
What sound or noise do you love?
What sound or noise do you hate?
What is your favorite curse word?
What profession, other than your own, would you like to attempt?
What profession would you not like to do?
If Heaven exists, what would you like God to say when you arrive at the pearly gates?


Sunday, April 13, 2008

Iraq Stats


Support our troops and bring them home.
Stop This Illegal War.
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As of April 13, 2008 there have been:
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4,033 Soldiers Killed. (20 Deaths since last Sunday)
29,628 Soldiers Seriously Injured.
82,771 - 90,304 documented Iraqi Civilian Deaths.
(Civilians NOT Terrorists.)
ZERO - Military Funerals attended by the President.
ZERO - Presidential trips to Dover to view the arrival of the flag draped coffins of our returning heroes.
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and it has been 1,811 days since "Mission Accomplished".
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Information gathered from:

Friday, April 11, 2008

Help !?!?!?

Does anyone know what kind of flowering bush this is? If you know, please put your thoughts in the comments. Thanks.





Just Because ...


Just because it made me chuckle.

Thursday, April 10, 2008

It's All About The Oil




"The urge to save humanity is almost always only
a false-face for the urge to rule it. "

Wednesday, April 9, 2008

Kitty Lit



"If you are worthy of its affection,
a cat will be your friend,
but never your slave."
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- Theophile Gautier

Sunday, April 6, 2008

Just Because ...




Just because it made me chuckle.

Iraq Stats


Support our troops and bring them home.
Stop This Illegal War.
.
As of April 6, 2008 there have been:
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4,013 Soldiers Killed.
29,496 Soldiers Seriously Injured.
82,662 - 90,187 documented Iraqi Civilian Deaths.
(Civilians NOT Terrorists.)
ZERO - Military Funerals attended by the President.
ZERO - Presidential trips to Dover to view the arrival of the flag draped coffins of our returning heroes.
,
and it has been 1,804 days since "Mission Accomplished".
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Information gathered from:
http://www.antiwar.com/casualties/

Friday, April 4, 2008

Silver Platterist: Jenny McCarthy

Hot $#!7 on a Silver Platter
Jenny McCarthy
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Comedic Actress
Playboy Playmate of the Year
Author
Mother
Activist
Silver Platterist
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Jenny McCarthy started her career as a comedienne on a MTV game show and as a playboy playmate. There was always something special about her from the start. She was beautiful, funny and smart - an undeniable combination. She always made fun of herself rather than others. Underneath it all is a funny caring soul.
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She has written three bestselling books about motherhood. The first two books explore pregnancy and raising a newborn from a comedic point of view. The third book is about her dealing with her son's diagnoses of autism. (Her books "Belly Laughs","Baby Laughs" and "Louder Than Words" can be found at www.amazon.com.)
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You can search on http://www.youtube.com/ for videos of her various appearances on Larry King, Oprah. the view etc. Autism finally has a face to preach to the world. She is a fellow mother that has listened to other mom's of autistic children and is collecting all of their frustrations and screaming them from the roof tops.
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She makes her points with conviction and this past week on a panel on Larry King she told it like it was. When Dr. Harvey Karp gave a pat PR one liner concerning the connection between Immunizations and autism, Jenny said "Bullshit". Just like a frustrated mother would do. But more importantly, when Dr. Taylor was "Claiming" that he sees 100,000 children a year and has never had a single case of Vaccination Injury, she asked a painful poignant question. "Are we considered acceptable loses?"
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Jenny McCarthy is not anti-vaccine. She wants a better vaccine schedule and she wants the CDC to remove the toxins from the vaccines. (such as: mercury, antifreeze, ammonium, aluminum, formaldehyde, etc. Google: "toxins in vaccines" for a more comprehensive list).
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The vaccine schedule for children in 1983 was 10 shots.
The vaccine schedule for children in 2008 is 36 shots.
In this time frame, autism in children has increased by 6,000%.
SIX THOUSAND PERCENT !!!
That is a statistic worth looking at more carefully.
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Sometimes "Bullshit" needs to be said on National Television.
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And to the smart, beautiful, funny and courageous Jenny McCarthy, I say "Brava."
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Thursday, April 3, 2008

Wednesday, April 2, 2008

Kitty Lit

"I found out why cats drink out of the toilet. My mother told me it's because the water is cold in there. And I'm like: How did my mother know that?"

- Wendy Liebman

Tuesday, April 1, 2008

April FOOL


In honor of April Fools Day, I thought I would share a picture of a gigantic FOOL.
This picture cracked me up.