Actual Laws On The Books
Part I of V
Each state will be listed in this new section called
"Blind, Deaf and Mute Justice"
Boogers may not be flicked into the wind.
It is considered an offense to push a live moose
out of a moving airplane.
You may not have more than two dildos in a house.
A law provides that school teachers who bob their hair
will not get a raise.
In California you may not set a mouse trap
without a hunting license.
It is illegal for a woman wearing a red dress
to be out on the streets after 7 PM.
The marriage of imbeciles and feeble-minded persons
In Delaware you may not sell dead people for money
without a license.
Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.
Against the law to tie a giraffe
to a telephone pole or street lamp.