Actual Laws On The Books
Part I of V
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Each state will be listed in this new section called
"Blind, Deaf and Mute Justice"
Alabama
Boogers may not be flicked into the wind.
Alaska
It is considered an offense to push a live moose
out of a moving airplane.
Arizona
You may not have more than two dildos in a house.
Arkansas
A law provides that school teachers who bob their hair
will not get a raise.
California
In California you may not set a mouse trap
without a hunting license.
Colorado
It is illegal for a woman wearing a red dress
to be out on the streets after 7 PM.
Connecticut
The marriage of imbeciles and feeble-minded persons
is prohibited.
Delaware
In Delaware you may not sell dead people for money
without a license.
Florida
Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.
Georgia
Against the law to tie a giraffe
to a telephone pole or street lamp.
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