Sunday, December 21, 2008

10 Things That Sound Dirty At Christmas, But Aren’t

10. Did you get any under the tree?
 9. I think your balls are hanging too low.
 8. He'll be coming down the chimney tonight!
 7. Santa’s sack is really bulging.
 6. Lift up the skirt, so you can tell if it's wet or dry.
 5. Did you see the size of her box?
 4. I love licking the end till it’s really sharp and pointy.
 3. From here, you can’t tell if they’re artificial or real.
 2. I wish your dad would stay out of the stockings.
 1. To get it to stand up straight, try propping it against the wall.

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