Reviewer Funnier Than Movie

I don't mean to be cruel here. I like Eva Langoria on Desperate Hosewives. The part of Gabby is well written and is very funny.

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I haven't seen the movie, but I was reading the reviews of "Over Her Dead Body" on http://www.rottentomatoes.com/ when I came across the review by Kevin Carr.

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His blurb about the movie was funnier than anything in the trailer.

He said:

"Eva Longoria brings a Jennifer Lopez level of suck to the screen."

I nearly pissed my pants after I read that. Clearly Kevin Carr should be writing movies instead of just reviewing them. WTG Mr. Carr.