We had a severe ice storm today.
It was so bad,
that on my way home from work,
an ice skater fell out of the sky
and nearly killed me.
.
.
Seriously, I fell on the ice
and then slid over the hill,
down into a ravine next to the road.
I cut my hand, busted my ass,
and bruised my pride.
.
I would say
that my pride was hurt the most,
but actually,
it was my ass.
.
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