Sunday, November 30, 2008
For The Wine Lover
Saturday, November 29, 2008
They Really Work
Friday, November 28, 2008
Thursday, November 27, 2008
You Dirty Bird ...
Thanksgiving is the only time
you can get away
with saying these things
in front of your Mom!
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1. Talk about a huge breast!
2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3. It’s Cool Whip time!
4. If I don’t undo my pants, I’ll burst!
5. Whew, that’s one terrific spread!
6. I’m in the mood for a little dark meat.
7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
8. Its a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
9. Just wait your turn, you’ll get some!
10. Don’t play with your meat.
11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.
12. Do you think you’ll be able to handle all these people at once?
13. I didn’t expect everyone to come at once!
14. You still have a little bit on your chin.
15. How long will it take after you stick it in?
16. You’ll know it’s ready when it pops up.
17. Wow, I didn’t think I could handle all of that!
18. That’s the biggest one I’ve ever seen!
19. How long do I beat it before its ready?
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Wednesday, November 26, 2008
La, La, La, He, He, He
What Is More Fun; Wigflip or a Flying Toupee?
Copy Cats
Tuesday, November 25, 2008
WWJBS: Who Would Jesus Bitch Slap
Monday, November 24, 2008
Sunday, November 23, 2008
Wonder Woman: Hero Worship
The Fashion Police Were Right ...Censored By Me!!!
Saturday, November 22, 2008
Friday, November 21, 2008
Spot The Differences
Thursday, November 20, 2008
Yes, We See You.
“This is pretty amusing. After actively campaigning to end the right to marriage for a large group of people, including donating money, blackmailing businesses, and turning the issue into a religious crusade, people are absolutely mortified to find out to be publicly associated with the cause. There is, after all, a reason the Klan wears hoods.
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Here is a pro-tip: If you do not want to be called a bigot or to be associated publicly with bigotry, stop spending so much of your time and money advancing bigotry.”
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— John Cole at http://www.balloon-juice.com/
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Tuesday, November 18, 2008
Monday, November 17, 2008
Old Is When ...
“OLD” IS WHEN…..
Your sweetie says, “Let’s go upstairs and make love,” and you answer, “Honey, I can’t do both!”
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“OLD” IS WHEN…..
Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you’re barefoot.
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“OLD” IS WHEN…..
A sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door.
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“OLD” IS WHEN…..
Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.
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“OLD” IS WHEN…..
You don’t care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don’t have to go along.
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“OLD” IS WHEN…..
You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police.
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“OLD” IS WHEN…..
“Getting a little action” means I don’t need to take any fiber today.
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“OLD” IS WHEN…..
“Getting lucky” means you find your car in the parking lot.
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“OLD” IS WHEN…..
An “all-nighter” means not getting up to pee.
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Sunday, November 16, 2008
I Want This
Saturday, November 15, 2008
Friday, November 14, 2008
It's All Just A Little Bit Of History Repeating...
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