And His Heart Grew Three Sizes That Day ...

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Merry Christmas

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Write Your Own Punchline

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It's Like Rain On Your Wedding Day ...

Isn't It Ironic?

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Billy Ray Cyrus Just Got Served

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Now THAT'S What I Call A Mullet

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Here We Go Again

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What in the Hell Kind Of Christmas Card Is This ...

Part 2.

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In Dog We Trust ...

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Christmas Is Coming ...

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What The Hell Kind Of Christmas Card Is This ?!?

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Respect And Honor

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Vacation, All I Ever Wanted ...

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Going on vacation until after the first of the week.

I will pick up on the blog challenge once I return.

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Blog Challenge Day 22 - A Website

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http://www.thetrevorproject.org/

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The Trevor Project is an online resource

for Gay & Lesbian Youth struggling with suicide.

Go there if you need help or if you want to help.

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Blog Challenge Day 21 - A Recipe

Cabo Beach Cheeseburger

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What you need:

1 lb. lean ground beef

4 slices OSCAR MAYER Bacon

4 KRAFT Deli Fresh Pepper Jack Cheese Slices

1/4 cup KRAFT SANDWICH SHOP Chipotle Flavored Reduced Fat Mayonnaise

4 kaiser rolls, split

1 avocado, cut into 12 slices

1/2 cup coarsely chopped fresh fresh cilantro

make it

HEAT grill to medium-high heat.

SHAPE ground beef into 4 patties. Grill 4 to 6 min. on each side or until done (160°F). Meanwhile, cook bacon as directed on package.

TOP burgers with cheese; grill 1 min. or until melted.

SPREAD mayonnaise onto cut sides of rolls. Fill with cheeseburgers, bacon, avocados and cilantro.

Blog Challenge Day 20— A Hobby Of Yours

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More of an obsession than a hobby ...

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MUSIC MUSIC MUSIC

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Searching for it, downloading it & listening to it.

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Blog Challenge Day 19 — A Talent Of Yours

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I can touch the tip of my nose with my tongue.

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May not sound like a big talent, but you try it.

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Blog Challenge Day 18 — Whatever Tickles Your Fancy

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I Want One

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Blog Challenge Day 17: An Art Piece

The Three Ages Of Woman

by: Gustav Klimt

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Blog Challenge Day 16 — A Song That Makes You Cry (Or Nearly)

Blue Moon With Heartache

By: Rosanne Cash

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(Yes, I know her father Johnny Cash

had nothing to do with this song

but it is such a great picture I had to use it.)

[The part of the song where it gets to me is the start of the chorus,

"What would I give, to be a diamond in your eyes again."]

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Blue Moon out my window, guess this means goodnight

then you come in and start right in, not treating me right

well misery's a ball, and all its company

I'll play the victim for you honey, but not for free

I run into that heartache just like a wall

and act like nothing has happened to me, nothing at all

lately I'm amazed, at how blind we can be

lately even dreaming feels like old reality

what would I give, to be a diamond in your eyes again

what would I give, to bring back those old times

what did I say, to make your cold heart beat this way

maybe I'll just go away to stay

maybe I'll just go away

maybe I'll just go away

and i don't care who's waiting, at my front door

you know that life don't hold no glamour anymore

how can it all look so right, but feel so wrong

i'll play the victim for you honey, but not for long

what would I give, to be a diamond in your eyes again

what would I give, to bring back those old times

what did I say, to make your past turn up this way

maybe I'll just go away today

maybe I'll just go away

maybe I'll just go away

maybe I'll just go away to stay...

Blog Challenge Day 15 — Your Favorite Reality TV Show

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There are so few reality shows that I watch

that I decided to go with The Emmy winning "Top Chef."

However "Project Runway" is pretty good this season

after the last two sucky seasons.

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Blog Challenge Day 14 — Your Favorite Drama TV Show

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I usually HATE! HATE! HATE! Murder TV,

but I love this show and

I could watch marathons on USA ever day.

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Blog Challenge Day 13 — Your Favorite Comedy TV Show

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One of the best shows on television.

Glee is classified as a comedy,

but its best episodes are the more dramatic serious ones.

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My real favorite comedy show is "Chelsea Lately"

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Blog Challenge Day 12 — Whatever Tickles Your Fancy

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"Stay away from that squirrel's nuts!"

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Blog Challenge Day 11: A Photo Of You Taken Recently

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Taken last year on my Birthday at Rehobeth Beach by Charley.

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My birthday is tomorrow for those that want to send presents.

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Blog Challenge Day 10: A Photo Of You Taken Over 10 Years Ago

Blog Challenge Day 9: A Photo You Took

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Blog Challenge Day 8: A Photo That Makes You Angry/Sad

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Sad and Tragic

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Blog Challenge Day 7 — A Photo That Makes You Happy

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This picture of Chessie

in peaceful sleep

always warms my heart.

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Blog Challenge Day 6 — Whatever Tickles Your Fancy

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Blog Challenge Day 5: Favorite Quote

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"Hollow People Rattle When You Shake Them"

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~ Ian Broudie

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Blog Challenge Day 4: Favorite Book

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Not necessary my all time favorite but what I am reading currently. It is however my favorite

author, Roddy Doyle. Favorite story by Roddy Doyle is "The Snapper" He always makes me laugh out loud with great ease. To make the book even more special was the fact that I didn't know Roddy had written a new one and I found found it at the Dollar Tree for one dollar (Well Duh on the last bit of information.)

Blog Challenge Day 3: Favorite Celebrity

I could go with the standard gay icons and say

Madonna, Cyndi Lauper or Kathy Griffin

but I will go with someone

that I am currently enamored with.

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Kelly Rowland

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She is the member from Destiny's Child that can actually SING.

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She sang one of my favorite songs from last year:

"When love takes over"

and so far this year she has released

or leaks several tracks

that have been in high rotation on my iPod.

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"Commander",

"Rose Colored Glasses",

"How Deep Is Your Love" with Michael Buble

and most recently

"Forever and a Day"

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Her new CD has been delayed once again until after the first of the year, but it is the most anticipated by me. I can't wait to find out how many more little gems will make the public finally take notice of this extraordinary talent.

Blog Challenge Day 2: Favorite Movie

French Film from 1995: "The City Of Lost Children"

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The movie revolves around a plot by the mad scientist "Krank" played by Daniel Emilfork, who kidnaps children to steal their dreams. Among them is the little brother of carnival strongman "One" palyed by Ron Perlman, who sets out to rescue him with the help of a young, orphaned, thieves' guild member named "Miette" played by Judith Vittet. (from Wikipedia).

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The movie manages to be both dark and beautiful at the same time. The acting is crazy good, particularly the two actresses that play the conjoined twin. Cinematography, musical score, customes, special effects and set design should have all been nominated for Oscars but sadly was ignored.

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Strange but lovely and remarkable.

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Blog Challenge Day 1: Favorite Song

Currently, I am going through a revival mood. I am exploring oldish

songs and falling in love all over again or in the case of my current oldie new favorite ~ falling in love for the first time.

Current Favorite Song:

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"I'm In Love With A German Film Star"

by Sam Taylor-Wood & The Pet Shop Boys.

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I Have Been A Lazy ...

... ASS HOLE.

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I have been neglectful of this blog, I am going to try to get back in the habit of blogging each day by doing the "30 Day Blog Challenge" Starting tomorrow I will be blogging everyday with the subject of the day. I hopefully will also add a post or two to get me back up to my normal snarky self.

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Day 01 — Your favorite song

Day 02 — Your favorite movie

Day 03 — Your favorite celebrity

Day 04 — Your favorite book

Day 05 — Your favorite quote

Day 06 — Whatever tickles your fancy

Day 07 — A photo that makes you happy

Day 08 — A photo that makes you angry/sad

Day 09 — A photo you took

Day 10 — A photo of you taken over ten years ago

Day 11 — A photo of you taken recently

Day 12 — Whatever tickles your fancy

Day 13 — Your favorite comedy TV show

Day 14 — Your favorite drama TV show

Day 15 — Your favorite reality TV show

Day 16 — A song that makes you cry (or nearly)

Day 17 — An art piece (painting, drawing, sculpture, etc.)

Day 18 — Whatever tickles your fancy

Day 19 — A talent of yours

Day 20 — A hobby of yours

Day 21 — A recipe

Day 22 — A website

Day 23 — A cause you care about

Day 24 — Whatever tickles your fancy

Day 25 — Your day, in great detail

Day 26 — Your week, in great detail

Day 27 — This month, in great detail

Day 28 — This year, in great detail

Day 29 — Hopes, dreams and plans for the next 365 days

Day 30 — Whatever tickles your fancy

Does Size Matter?

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That should make a good sized zucchini bread.

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Oh, how sad for you.

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It's All About The Knockers

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Where is the

picture of a guy

holding a copy of

"Food & Wine" magazine

with a big salami

on the cover?

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MacGyver Could Work This Out ...

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MacGyver

can make a bomb

out of duct tape

and a tampon;

I am sure

he could figure out

a solution to this.

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Beware Indeed

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The F#@KING Walrus

will probably get

the right to marry

before I do.

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Movie Math Quiz

This math test will determine your favorite movie.

Amazing!

This is pretty damn amazing. Mine turned out to be “Blazing Saddles“. That’s my favorite movie! I was surprised how this worked.

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Be honest and don’t look at the movie list till you have done the math!

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Try this test and find out what movie is your favorite. This amazing math quiz can likely predict which of 18 films you would enjoy the most. Don’t ask me how, but it really works!

Movie Test:

Pick a number from 1-9.

Multiply by 3.

Add 3.

Multiply by 3 again.

Now add the two digits together to find your predicted favorite movie in the list of 18 movies below.

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Movie List:

1. Gone With The Wind
2. E.T.
3. Blazing Saddles
4. Star Wars
5. Forrest Gump
6. The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly
7. Jaws
8. Grease
9. The Joy of Anal Sex With A Goat
10. Casablanca
11. Jurassic Park
12. Shrek
13. Pirates of the Caribbean
14. Titanic
15. Raiders Of The Lost Ark
16. Home Alone
17. Mrs. Doubtfire
18. Toy Story

Now, ain’t that something…..?

Well, There Is Only One Question I Have ...

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Did you ever?

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A Picture Says A 1000 Words

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Love this picture.

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Fun With iTunes

This is a survey that I received that you answer by sorting and searching on your itunes files.

How many songs total: 10571
How many hours or days of music: 35.2 Days
Sort By Song, Title First Song: Abadabadango by Kim Carnes
Sort By Song, Last Song: 99.9F° by Suzanne Vega

Sort By Time
, Shortest Song: Phil by The Bird And The Bee

Sort By Time, Longest Song: NighTrip (DJ KJota Etcetetera Set Mix) by The Pet Shop Boys
Sort By Album, First album: The ABBA Generation by The A Teens
Sort By Album, Last album: 99.9F° LP by Suzanne Vega

Top Five Most Played Songs:

• Into The Night Life - Cyndi Lauper
• Echo - Cyndi Lauper
• Headphones (Almighty Anthem Edit) by LeAnn Rimes
• Let's Dance by Vanessa Hudgens
• Under Attack (Almighty 12" Anthem Mix) by Abbacadabra

Last Song Played: From This Moment On by Peach Union
First song that comes up on Shuffle: The Last Day Of Our Acquaintance (Live) by Toni Collete & The Finish

Search the following and state how many songs come up:
Death – 13
Life – 205
Love – 1025
Hate – 30
You – 1395
Sex – 48

Perhaps indeed ...

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In a non related note,

Happy Birthday Chickiepoo!

Ever Laugh During A Funeral?

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There Is Something To Be Said For ....

... the losers that sleep all day.

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No worms in the belly....

The Jokes Just Write Themselves Sometimes

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Dear Lord Above,

How many times do we really have to see

Britney's, Lindsey's and Paris's

hairy pussies

hanging out of their underwear?

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All Just A Little Bit Of History Repeating ...

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Now, it is ok to hate Mexicans and gay people.

Beware.

If you haven't been on society's shit list yet,

your day will come.

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