Does Size Matter?

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That should make a good sized zucchini bread.

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Oh, how sad for you.

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It's All About The Knockers

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Where is the

picture of a guy

holding a copy of

"Food & Wine" magazine

with a big salami

on the cover?

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MacGyver Could Work This Out ...

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MacGyver

can make a bomb

out of duct tape

and a tampon;

I am sure

he could figure out

a solution to this.

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Beware Indeed

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The F#@KING Walrus

will probably get

the right to marry

before I do.

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Movie Math Quiz

This math test will determine your favorite movie.

Amazing!

This is pretty damn amazing. Mine turned out to be “Blazing Saddles“. That’s my favorite movie! I was surprised how this worked.

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Be honest and don’t look at the movie list till you have done the math!

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Try this test and find out what movie is your favorite. This amazing math quiz can likely predict which of 18 films you would enjoy the most. Don’t ask me how, but it really works!

Movie Test:

Pick a number from 1-9.

Multiply by 3.

Add 3.

Multiply by 3 again.

Now add the two digits together to find your predicted favorite movie in the list of 18 movies below.

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Movie List:

1. Gone With The Wind
2. E.T.
3. Blazing Saddles
4. Star Wars
5. Forrest Gump
6. The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly
7. Jaws
8. Grease
9. The Joy of Anal Sex With A Goat
10. Casablanca
11. Jurassic Park
12. Shrek
13. Pirates of the Caribbean
14. Titanic
15. Raiders Of The Lost Ark
16. Home Alone
17. Mrs. Doubtfire
18. Toy Story

Now, ain’t that something…..?

Well, There Is Only One Question I Have ...

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Did you ever?

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A Picture Says A 1000 Words

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Love this picture.

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Fun With iTunes

This is a survey that I received that you answer by sorting and searching on your itunes files.

How many songs total: 10571
How many hours or days of music: 35.2 Days
Sort By Song, Title First Song: Abadabadango by Kim Carnes
Sort By Song, Last Song: 99.9F° by Suzanne Vega

Sort By Time
, Shortest Song: Phil by The Bird And The Bee

Sort By Time, Longest Song: NighTrip (DJ KJota Etcetetera Set Mix) by The Pet Shop Boys
Sort By Album, First album: The ABBA Generation by The A Teens
Sort By Album, Last album: 99.9F° LP by Suzanne Vega

Top Five Most Played Songs:

• Into The Night Life - Cyndi Lauper
• Echo - Cyndi Lauper
• Headphones (Almighty Anthem Edit) by LeAnn Rimes
• Let's Dance by Vanessa Hudgens
• Under Attack (Almighty 12" Anthem Mix) by Abbacadabra

Last Song Played: From This Moment On by Peach Union
First song that comes up on Shuffle: The Last Day Of Our Acquaintance (Live) by Toni Collete & The Finish

Search the following and state how many songs come up:
Death – 13
Life – 205
Love – 1025
Hate – 30
You – 1395
Sex – 48

Perhaps indeed ...

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In a non related note,

Happy Birthday Chickiepoo!

Ever Laugh During A Funeral?

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