There Is Something To Be Said For ....

... the losers that sleep all day.

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No worms in the belly....

The Jokes Just Write Themselves Sometimes

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Dear Lord Above,

How many times do we really have to see

Britney's, Lindsey's and Paris's

hairy pussies

hanging out of their underwear?

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All Just A Little Bit Of History Repeating ...

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Now, it is ok to hate Mexicans and gay people.

Beware.

If you haven't been on society's shit list yet,

your day will come.

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Always Eat Your Fruits And Vegetables

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It Only Costs A Dollar

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A Verse, Then A Verse And Refrain...

Today's the fourth of July

another June has gone by

and when they light up our town I just think

what a waste of gunpowder and sky...

words by Aimee Mann