Here Comes Peter Cotton-sell

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I stopped by the Rite Aid yesterday

and they had started

to put out their Easter Candy.

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It is never too early, I guess.

The Sanctity Of Marriage

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There really is nothing I can add to this.

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Christmas Carolers Suck

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As you can tell from this picture.

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The Best Of Everything 2009 Edition

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My list contains things that I have

read, heard, seen or discovered this year.

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If you don't agree, well then, write your own blog.

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It may not be as exciting as say

"VH1's 100 Hottest Hottie Hook-Ups"

or some other inane BS show they air, but what the hell.

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Here it goes.

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The Best:

Movie
Paranormal Activity

(Scared the crap out of me)

Song
Echo - Cyndi Lauper

Album
Bring Ya To The Brink - Cyndi Lauper

Female Singer
Cyndi Lauper

Male Singer

Jay Brannan

Music Video
Madonna's "Celebration"

Band
Dragonette

TV Show Comedy
Reruns of "As Time Goes By"

TV Show Drama
NCIS

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Reality Competition Show
Top Chef

Reality Show
Tabatha's Salon Takeover

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TV Comedian

Chelsea Handler of E!'s "Chelsea Lately"

Internet Video
Britain's Got Talent -

Susan Boyle's Audition

singing "I Dreamed A Dream"

Podcast
BBC 1's Scott Mills Daily

Website
www.peopleofwalmart.com

News Story of the Year
Civil Rights Movement for The Gay Community

Novel
Roddy Doyle's "The War"

Computer Game

"Cosmic Bugs"

and its sequel

"Water Bugs"

Computer Download
Safari Internet Browser

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Guilty Pleasure
All Day Marathons

of "NCIS" on USA

Non-Human

As Always: Chessie

Don't Ask Don't Tell

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The real question about this photo is

not

why are these sailors

dancing with each other,

but why is the sailor on the left

propositioning a "GOAT"?

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Grin And Bear It

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See,

Global Warming is a lie.

the polar bears

are still able to find

something to nibble on

after all.

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Here Comes Santa Claus

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Christmas came roaring in ...

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... and was gone in a flash.

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Merry Christmas to all

and to all a good night.

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No Truer Words Have Been Spoken

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Jewish Kids Say The Darnedest Things

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Do You Think He's Gay?

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"And that's all I have to say about that ..."

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The Perfect Christmas Gift

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"Smoky, the Emphysema Baby"

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Part of the

"Trailer Trash Babies"

from Mattel.

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Coming soon

"Crystal, the Meth Baby"

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Keeping Up With The Griswald's

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Ditto Right Back At Ya.

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Prime Suspect: Sparky, The Firebug Reindeer

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"He was dressed all in fur,

from his head to his foot,

and his clothes were all tarnished

with ashes and soot."

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We Have A Winner

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This is the "Gayest Christmas Tree"

I have ever seen.

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The only way to make it "gayer"

is to cover it in rainbow garland

and top it off with an unicorn

with fairy wings

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Just So You Know

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Redneck In A Red Suit

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To save time, just show your therapist this picture.

It will explain your daddy issues

and your unrelenting hatred of Christmas

all in one fail swoop.

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Well, at least you finally got them damn deer heads

off of your living room wall.

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What The Hell Is This Supposed To Be ?!?!?

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Got to love Big Lots.

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Educate, Remember And Respect

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