Here Comes Peter Cotton-sell

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I stopped by the Rite Aid yesterday

and they had started

to put out their Easter Candy.

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It is never too early, I guess.

The Sanctity Of Marriage

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There really is nothing I can add to this.

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Christmas Carolers Suck

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As you can tell from this picture.

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The Best Of Everything 2009 Edition

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My list contains things that I have

read, heard, seen or discovered this year.

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If you don't agree, well then, write your own blog.

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It may not be as exciting as say

"VH1's 100 Hottest Hottie Hook-Ups"

or some other inane BS show they air, but what the hell.

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Here it goes.

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The Best:

Movie
Paranormal Activity

(Scared the crap out of me)

Song
Echo - Cyndi Lauper

Album
Bring Ya To The Brink - Cyndi Lauper

Female Singer
Cyndi Lauper

Male Singer

Jay Brannan

Music Video
Madonna's "Celebration"

Band
Dragonette

TV Show Comedy
Reruns of "As Time Goes By"

TV Show Drama
NCIS

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Reality Competition Show
Top Chef

Reality Show
Tabatha's Salon Takeover

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TV Comedian

Chelsea Handler of E!'s "Chelsea Lately"

Internet Video
Britain's Got Talent -

Susan Boyle's Audition

singing "I Dreamed A Dream"

Podcast
BBC 1's Scott Mills Daily

Website
www.peopleofwalmart.com

News Story of the Year
Civil Rights Movement for The Gay Community

Novel
Roddy Doyle's "The War"

Computer Game

"Cosmic Bugs"

and its sequel

"Water Bugs"

Computer Download
Safari Internet Browser

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Guilty Pleasure
All Day Marathons

of "NCIS" on USA

Non-Human

As Always: Chessie

Don't Ask Don't Tell

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The real question about this photo is

not

why are these sailors

dancing with each other,

but why is the sailor on the left

propositioning a "GOAT"?

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Grin And Bear It

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See,

Global Warming is a lie.

the polar bears

are still able to find

something to nibble on

after all.

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Here Comes Santa Claus

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Christmas came roaring in ...

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... and was gone in a flash.

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Merry Christmas to all

and to all a good night.

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No Truer Words Have Been Spoken

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Jewish Kids Say The Darnedest Things

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Do You Think He's Gay?

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"And that's all I have to say about that ..."

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The Perfect Christmas Gift

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"Smoky, the Emphysema Baby"

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Part of the

"Trailer Trash Babies"

from Mattel.

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Coming soon

"Crystal, the Meth Baby"

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Keeping Up With The Griswald's

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Ditto Right Back At Ya.

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Prime Suspect: Sparky, The Firebug Reindeer

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"He was dressed all in fur,

from his head to his foot,

and his clothes were all tarnished

with ashes and soot."

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We Have A Winner

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This is the "Gayest Christmas Tree"

I have ever seen.

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The only way to make it "gayer"

is to cover it in rainbow garland

and top it off with an unicorn

with fairy wings

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Just So You Know

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Redneck In A Red Suit

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To save time, just show your therapist this picture.

It will explain your daddy issues

and your unrelenting hatred of Christmas

all in one fail swoop.

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Well, at least you finally got them damn deer heads

off of your living room wall.

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What The Hell Is This Supposed To Be ?!?!?

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Got to love Big Lots.

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Educate, Remember And Respect

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Oh, That's Why You Named Him Smoky

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This picture is almost as good as

the one of the smoking kid

with the giant rooster.

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Pick Me! Pick Me!

The question was,

"Which one of you,

would like to go to dinner with me?"

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Jealous Much?

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New Movie for 2010

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"Fatal Attraction: The Early Years"

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Winter Is Coming

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It's time for the squirrels

to store away their nuts.

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Head Games

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One could say

that these girls

sure know how

to give head.

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Please Help

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May I suggest some Summer's Eve?

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So What If This World Just Throws Me Off The Edge

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"Happy"

by Leona Lewis

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Someone once told me that you have to choose

What you win or lose

You can't have everything

Don't you take chances

You might feel the pain

Don't you love in vain

Cause love won't set you free

I could stand by the side

And watch this life pass me by

So unhappy

But safe as could be

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So what if it hurts me?

So what if I break down?

So what if this world just throws me off the edge

My feet run out of ground

I got to find my place

I want to hear my sound

Don't care about all the pain in front of me

Cause I'm just trying to be happy

Just want to be happy

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Holding on tightly

Just can't let it go

Just trying to play my role

Slowly disappear

Well all these days they feel like they're the same

Just different faces, different names

Get me out of here

Well I can't stand by the side

And watch this life pass me by

Pass me by

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So what if it hurts me?

So what if I break down?

So what if this world just throws me off the edge

My feet run out of ground

I got to find my place

I want to hear my sound

Don't care about all the pain in front of me

Cause I'm just trying to be happy

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So any turns that I can't see

I'll count on a stranger on this road

But don't say victim

Don't say anything

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So what if it hurts me?

So what if I break down?

So what if this world just throws me off the edge

My feet run out of ground

I got to find my place

I want to hear my sound

Don't care about all the pain in front of me

I just want to be happy.

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Happy

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Like A Butterfly

Happiness is like a butterfly;

The more you chase it,

The more it will elude you,

But if you turn your attention to other things,

It will come and sit softly on your shoulder ...

-Thoreau

Kids Ask The Craziest Things

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I wonder where he heard that from?

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Happy Halloween

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I Found Him

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Don't you just hate it

when you go to a Halloween Party

and somebody else

is wearing the same costume

as you?

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Would You Like To Indulge?

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Rehoboth Beach

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Last week Charley and I went to Rehoboth Beach, Delaware to celebrate our 8th anniversary and my 45th birthday. We stayed at a lovely bed and breakfast called the Rehoboth Guest House. It was one block from the beach and it was quite charming. A horrendous nor-eastern came in and it got cold and rainy but we enjoyed being away just the same. Every time I go to the beach it gets cold and rainy. Just my fate I guess.

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I Want My Baby Back Ribs

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They are really good

sauteed in a nice spicy Schezuan Sauce.

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It's Too Easy

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Sometimes the jokes write themselves.

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It Must Be Close To Christmas ...

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... 'Cause I saw trees and decorations

in the stores this past weekend.

It is time to get out the ornaments

and hang the mistletoe.

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Please add the

"Blowing Bubbles Santa"

to my wish list, everyone.

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A Big Ass Hole

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Yep that's pretty big.

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Spiritual Safety Tip

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Beware of the evil atheists,

they are grouchy and bitter.

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Run away from the sinners!

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RUN!

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Run as fast as you fucking can!

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This Little Diva ...

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... is fierce

A Picture Says A 1000 Words

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See The Picture,

Get The Picture.

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Shame On You, Mother Nature

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Now that is some impressive wood.

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Surfing Kitty

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I thought you used

a mouse to surf the web

- not a cat.

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Where's The Kitty?

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"I've looked everywhere

and it's dinner time.

Have you seen the kitty?"

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I Thought I Saw A Puddy Cat ...

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Look Out Little Birdie

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But I Saw Him First ...

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Can I Borrow An Axe?

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I've had computer problems

and had to completely reformat my computer.

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Want To See A Picture Of A Big Cock?

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I don't know which is my favorite part

- the giant chicken

or

the kid with a cigarette.

4 delicious chances to have a gay time!

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Would You Like A Bite Of My Golden Gaytime?

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Tastes Like Grandma ?!?

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My Grandma

always tasted like

Stanley Lilac Cologne

and Ben Gay,

NOT

Black Raspberry Jam

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