Lee Redmond was in a car wreck this week and broke all ten of her world record length fingernails. She hadn't cut her nails in thirty years and has appeared on TV many times showing off all 28 feet of them.
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The Bad News:
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She Lost Her Place In
The Guinness Book Of World Records
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The Good News:
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Today,
For The First Time Since 1979,
She Wiped Her Ass.
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1 comment:
You are killing me, you little pisser.....
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