Old Is When ...

“OLD” IS WHEN…..

Your sweetie says, “Let’s go upstairs and make love,” and you answer, “Honey, I can’t do both!”

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“OLD” IS WHEN…..
Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you’re barefoot.

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“OLD” IS WHEN…..
A sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door.

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“OLD” IS WHEN…..
Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.

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“OLD” IS WHEN…..
You don’t care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don’t have to go along.

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“OLD” IS WHEN…..
You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police.

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“OLD” IS WHEN…..
“Getting a little action” means I don’t need to take any fiber today.

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“OLD” IS WHEN…..
“Getting lucky” means you find your car in the parking lot.

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“OLD” IS WHEN…..
An “all-nighter” means not getting up to pee.

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