Blind, Deaf and Mute Justice 5

Actual Laws On The Books

Part V of V

The Finale

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South Dakota
Movies that show police officers being struck, beaten, or treated

in an offensive manner are forbidden.

Tennessee
It is illegal for a woman to call a man for a date.

Texas
It's legal for a chicken to have sex with you,

but it's illegal to reciprocate.

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Utah
When a person reaches the age of 50,

he/she can then marry their cousin.

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Vermount
Women must obtain written permission from their husbands

to wear false teeth.

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Virginia

A man may face 60 days in jail for patting a woman's derriere.

. Washington
Women who sit on men's laps on buses or trains

without placing a pillow between them

face an automatic six-month jail term.
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West Virginia
It is legal for a male to have sex with an animal

as long as it does not exceed 40 lbs.

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Wisconsin
In Connorsville: No man shall shoot off a gun

while his female partner is having a sexual orgasm.

. Wyoming
In Newcastle: An ordinance specifically bans couples from having sex

while standing inside a store's walk-in meat freezer.

source:http://www.bored.com/crazylaws/index.htm