Things That ...

... are charming.

2012-01-20T21:31:00.003-05:00

Ahhhhhhhhh.
How sweet is this?

... make me chuckle.

2012-01-12T06:04:00.001-05:00

I bet she's looking at porn.

... give me a chuckle.

2012-01-07T17:54:00.005-05:00

Why are they called Pussycats

and not Dickcats?

... should shut their stupid cake hole.

2012-01-07T15:15:00.003-05:00

How dare you compare yourself to Lincoln,

you bigoted, racist, moronic, hate-filled, evil, f-ing jackass.

Let's have a better quote from this asshole.

He said that a child was better off with a mother at home and a father in prison

than with two gay parents.

All I can say to someone who is so monumentally stupid

and downright evil is

GO FUCK YOURSELF.

... seem ironic.

2012-01-04T21:26:00.001-05:00

These are some of the most hate-filled

homophobes in the Republican Party.

At least they all have a talent to fall back on.

... match my perverted sense of humor.

2012-01-04T20:39:00.005-05:00

Found Snow White.

... make me chuckle.

2012-01-04T03:11:00.004-05:00

Where's Snow White?

New attempt at blogging

2012-01-03T02:52:00.000-05:00

I think I will give this blogging thing another try.
No promises.
No regular features.
No holding back .

Evel Is Just Evil

2011-01-26T00:01:00.000-05:00

And Now A Word From ...

2011-01-25T00:14:00.001-05:00

Sarcasm Kitty

What are you looking at, Punk?

Reading Is Fundamental ...

2011-01-22T21:52:00.001-05:00

I Love This ...

2011-01-19T01:14:00.001-05:00

I wonder what he is praying for.

My Grandma

2011-01-18T13:51:00.003-05:00

And His Heart Grew Three Sizes That Day ...

2010-12-25T22:43:00.002-05:00

Merry Christmas

Write Your Own Punchline

2010-12-07T00:01:00.001-05:00

It's Like Rain On Your Wedding Day ...

2010-12-06T22:17:00.002-05:00

Isn't It Ironic?

Billy Ray Cyrus Just Got Served

2010-12-05T09:55:00.002-05:00

Now THAT'S What I Call A Mullet

Here We Go Again

2010-12-04T23:15:00.001-05:00

What in the Hell Kind Of Christmas Card Is This ...

Part 2.

In Dog We Trust ...

2010-12-03T08:04:00.001-05:00

Christmas Is Coming ...

2010-12-02T02:43:00.001-05:00

What The Hell Kind Of Christmas Card Is This ?!?

Respect And Honor

2010-12-01T11:29:00.001-05:00

Vacation, All I Ever Wanted ...

2010-10-28T01:54:00.000-04:00

Going on vacation until after the first of the week.

I will pick up on the blog challenge once I return.

Blog Challenge Day 22 - A Website

2010-10-27T00:01:00.001-04:00

http://www.thetrevorproject.org/

The Trevor Project is an online resource

for Gay & Lesbian Youth struggling with suicide.

Go there if you need help or if you want to help.

Blog Challenge Day 21 - A Recipe

2010-10-25T23:15:00.006-04:00

Cabo Beach Cheeseburger

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What you need:

1 lb. lean ground beef

4 slices OSCAR MAYER Bacon

4 KRAFT Deli Fresh Pepper Jack Cheese Slices

1/4 cup KRAFT SANDWICH SHOP Chipotle Flavored Reduced Fat Mayonnaise

4 kaiser rolls, split

1 avocado, cut into 12 slices

1/2 cup coarsely chopped fresh fresh cilantro

make it

HEAT grill to medium-high heat.

SHAPE ground beef into 4 patties. Grill 4 to 6 min. on each side or until done (160°F). Meanwhile, cook bacon as directed on package.

TOP burgers with cheese; grill 1 min. or until melted.

SPREAD mayonnaise onto cut sides of rolls. Fill with cheeseburgers, bacon, avocados and cilantro.

Blog Challenge Day 20— A Hobby Of Yours

2010-10-23T07:06:00.004-04:00

More of an obsession than a hobby ...

MUSIC MUSIC MUSIC

Searching for it, downloading it & listening to it.

Blog Challenge Day 19 — A Talent Of Yours

2010-10-22T23:15:00.003-04:00

I can touch the tip of my nose with my tongue.

May not sound like a big talent, but you try it.

Blog Challenge Day 18 — Whatever Tickles Your Fancy

2010-10-20T00:01:00.000-04:00

I Want One

Blog Challenge Day 17: An Art Piece

2010-10-19T23:15:00.004-04:00

The Three Ages Of Woman

by: Gustav Klimt

Blog Challenge Day 16 — A Song That Makes You Cry (Or Nearly)

2010-10-18T23:31:00.004-04:00

Blue Moon With Heartache

By: Rosanne Cash

(Yes, I know her father Johnny Cash

had nothing to do with this song

but it is such a great picture I had to use it.)

[The part of the song where it gets to me is the start of the chorus,

"What would I give, to be a diamond in your eyes again."]

Blue Moon out my window, guess this means goodnight

then you come in and start right in, not treating me right

well misery's a ball, and all its company

I'll play the victim for you honey, but not for free

I run into that heartache just like a wall

and act like nothing has happened to me, nothing at all

lately I'm amazed, at how blind we can be

lately even dreaming feels like old reality

what would I give, to be a diamond in your eyes again

what would I give, to bring back those old times

what did I say, to make your cold heart beat this way

maybe I'll just go away to stay

maybe I'll just go away

and i don't care who's waiting, at my front door

you know that life don't hold no glamour anymore

how can it all look so right, but feel so wrong

i'll play the victim for you honey, but not for long

what would I give, to be a diamond in your eyes again

what would I give, to bring back those old times

what did I say, to make your past turn up this way

maybe I'll just go away today

maybe I'll just go away

maybe I'll just go away to stay...

Blog Challenge Day 15 — Your Favorite Reality TV Show

2010-10-17T16:45:00.003-04:00

There are so few reality shows that I watch

that I decided to go with The Emmy winning "Top Chef."

However "Project Runway" is pretty good this season

after the last two sucky seasons.

Blog Challenge Day 14 — Your Favorite Drama TV Show

2010-10-16T06:29:00.003-04:00

I usually HATE! HATE! HATE! Murder TV,

but I love this show and

I could watch marathons on USA ever day.

Blog Challenge Day 13 — Your Favorite Comedy TV Show

2010-10-15T00:01:00.000-04:00

One of the best shows on television.

Glee is classified as a comedy,

but its best episodes are the more dramatic serious ones.

My real favorite comedy show is "Chelsea Lately"

Blog Challenge Day 12 — Whatever Tickles Your Fancy

2010-10-14T09:40:00.005-04:00

"Stay away from that squirrel's nuts!"

Blog Challenge Day 11: A Photo Of You Taken Recently

2010-10-13T17:21:00.002-04:00

Taken last year on my Birthday at Rehobeth Beach by Charley.

My birthday is tomorrow for those that want to send presents.

Blog Challenge Day 10: A Photo Of You Taken Over 10 Years Ago

2010-10-12T00:05:00.003-04:00

Blog Challenge Day 9: A Photo You Took

2010-10-11T21:41:00.003-04:00

Blog Challenge Day 8: A Photo That Makes You Angry/Sad

2010-10-10T04:19:00.003-04:00

Sad and Tragic

Blog Challenge Day 7 — A Photo That Makes You Happy

2010-10-09T00:01:00.000-04:00

This picture of Chessie

in peaceful sleep

always warms my heart.

Blog Challenge Day 6 — Whatever Tickles Your Fancy

2010-10-08T20:45:00.000-04:00

Blog Challenge Day 5: Favorite Quote

2010-10-07T00:01:00.002-04:00

"Hollow People Rattle When You Shake Them"

~ Ian Broudie

Blog Challenge Day 4: Favorite Book

2010-10-06T00:17:00.002-04:00

Not necessary my all time favorite but what I am reading currently. It is however my favorite

author, Roddy Doyle. Favorite story by Roddy Doyle is "The Snapper" He always makes me laugh out loud with great ease. To make the book even more special was the fact that I didn't know Roddy had written a new one and I found found it at the Dollar Tree for one dollar (Well Duh on the last bit of information.)

Blog Challenge Day 3: Favorite Celebrity

2010-10-05T23:07:00.000-04:00

I could go with the standard gay icons and say

Madonna, Cyndi Lauper or Kathy Griffin

but I will go with someone

that I am currently enamored with.

Kelly Rowland

She is the member from Destiny's Child that can actually SING.

She sang one of my favorite songs from last year:

"When love takes over"

and so far this year she has released

or leaks several tracks

that have been in high rotation on my iPod.

"Commander",

"Rose Colored Glasses",

"How Deep Is Your Love" with Michael Buble

and most recently

"Forever and a Day"

Her new CD has been delayed once again until after the first of the year, but it is the most anticipated by me. I can't wait to find out how many more little gems will make the public finally take notice of this extraordinary talent.

Blog Challenge Day 2: Favorite Movie

2010-10-04T23:00:00.000-04:00

French Film from 1995: "The City Of Lost Children"

The movie revolves around a plot by the mad scientist "Krank" played by Daniel Emilfork, who kidnaps children to steal their dreams. Among them is the little brother of carnival strongman "One" palyed by Ron Perlman, who sets out to rescue him with the help of a young, orphaned, thieves' guild member named "Miette" played by Judith Vittet. (from Wikipedia).

The movie manages to be both dark and beautiful at the same time. The acting is crazy good, particularly the two actresses that play the conjoined twin. Cinematography, musical score, customes, special effects and set design should have all been nominated for Oscars but sadly was ignored.

Strange but lovely and remarkable.

Blog Challenge Day 1: Favorite Song

2010-10-03T23:07:00.003-04:00

Currently, I am going through a revival mood. I am exploring oldish

songs and falling in love all over again or in the case of my current oldie new favorite ~ falling in love for the first time.

Current Favorite Song:

"I'm In Love With A German Film Star"

by Sam Taylor-Wood & The Pet Shop Boys.

I Have Been A Lazy ...

2010-10-02T23:31:00.004-04:00

... ASS HOLE.

I have been neglectful of this blog, I am going to try to get back in the habit of blogging each day by doing the "30 Day Blog Challenge" Starting tomorrow I will be blogging everyday with the subject of the day. I hopefully will also add a post or two to get me back up to my normal snarky self.

Day 01 — Your favorite song

Day 02 — Your favorite movie

Day 03 — Your favorite celebrity

Day 04 — Your favorite book

Day 05 — Your favorite quote

Day 06 — Whatever tickles your fancy

Day 07 — A photo that makes you happy

Day 08 — A photo that makes you angry/sad

Day 09 — A photo you took

Day 10 — A photo of you taken over ten years ago

Day 11 — A photo of you taken recently

Day 12 — Whatever tickles your fancy

Day 13 — Your favorite comedy TV show

Day 14 — Your favorite drama TV show

Day 15 — Your favorite reality TV show

Day 16 — A song that makes you cry (or nearly)

Day 17 — An art piece (painting, drawing, sculpture, etc.)

Day 18 — Whatever tickles your fancy

Day 19 — A talent of yours

Day 20 — A hobby of yours

Day 21 — A recipe

Day 22 — A website

Day 23 — A cause you care about

Day 24 — Whatever tickles your fancy

Day 25 — Your day, in great detail

Day 26 — Your week, in great detail

Day 27 — This month, in great detail

Day 28 — This year, in great detail

Day 29 — Hopes, dreams and plans for the next 365 days

Day 30 — Whatever tickles your fancy

Does Size Matter?

2010-08-26T02:12:00.002-04:00

That should make a good sized zucchini bread.

Oh, how sad for you.

It's All About The Knockers

2010-08-25T00:17:00.001-04:00

Where is the

picture of a guy

holding a copy of

"Food & Wine" magazine

with a big salami

on the cover?

MacGyver Could Work This Out ...

2010-08-19T01:29:00.003-04:00

MacGyver

can make a bomb

out of duct tape

and a tampon;

I am sure

he could figure out

a solution to this.

Beware Indeed

2010-08-18T23:11:00.000-04:00

The F#@KING Walrus

will probably get

the right to marry

before I do.

Movie Math Quiz

2010-08-15T21:30:00.004-04:00

This math test will determine your favorite movie.

Amazing!

This is pretty damn amazing. Mine turned out to be “Blazing Saddles“. That’s my favorite movie! I was surprised how this worked.

Be honest and don’t look at the movie list till you have done the math!

Try this test and find out what movie is your favorite. This amazing math quiz can likely predict which of 18 films you would enjoy the most. Don’t ask me how, but it really works!

Movie Test:

Pick a number from 1-9.
Multiply by 3.
Add 3.
Multiply by 3 again.
Now add the two digits together to find your predicted favorite movie in the list of 18 movies below.

Movie List:

1. Gone With The Wind
2. E.T.
3. Blazing Saddles
4. Star Wars
5. Forrest Gump
6. The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly
7. Jaws
8. Grease
9. The Joy of Anal Sex With A Goat
10. Casablanca
11. Jurassic Park
12. Shrek
13. Pirates of the Caribbean
14. Titanic
15. Raiders Of The Lost Ark
16. Home Alone
17. Mrs. Doubtfire
18. Toy Story

Now, ain’t that something…..?

Well, There Is Only One Question I Have ...

2010-08-08T00:17:00.000-04:00

Did you ever?

A Picture Says A 1000 Words

2010-08-07T23:11:00.000-04:00

Love this picture.

Fun With iTunes

2010-08-04T23:11:00.003-04:00

This is a survey that I received that you answer by sorting and searching on your itunes files.

How many songs total: 10571
How many hours or days of music: 35.2 Days
Sort By Song, Title First Song: Abadabadango by Kim Carnes
Sort By Song, Last Song: 99.9F° by Suzanne Vega

Sort By Time , Shortest Song: Phil by The Bird And The Bee

Sort By Time, Longest Song: NighTrip (DJ KJota Etcetetera Set Mix) by The Pet Shop Boys
Sort By Album, First album: The ABBA Generation by The A Teens
Sort By Album, Last album: 99.9F° LP by Suzanne Vega

Top Five Most Played Songs:

Into The Night Life - Cyndi Lauper
Echo - Cyndi Lauper
Headphones (Almighty Anthem Edit) by LeAnn Rimes
Let's Dance by Vanessa Hudgens
Under Attack (Almighty 12" Anthem Mix) by Abbacadabra

Last Song Played: From This Moment On by Peach Union
First song that comes up on Shuffle: The Last Day Of Our Acquaintance (Live) by Toni Collete & The Finish

Search the following and state how many songs come up:
Death – 13
Life – 205
Love – 1025
Hate – 30
You – 1395
Sex – 48

Perhaps indeed ...

2010-08-03T08:48:00.001-04:00

In a non related note,

Happy Birthday Chickiepoo!

Ever Laugh During A Funeral?

2010-08-02T23:11:00.001-04:00

There Is Something To Be Said For ....

2010-07-18T20:50:00.003-04:00

... the losers that sleep all day.

No worms in the belly....

The Jokes Just Write Themselves Sometimes

2010-07-12T22:22:00.003-04:00

Dear Lord Above,

How many times do we really have to see

Britney's, Lindsey's and Paris's

hairy pussies

hanging out of their underwear?

All Just A Little Bit Of History Repeating ...

2010-07-09T23:11:00.000-04:00

Now, it is ok to hate Mexicans and gay people.

Beware.

If you haven't been on society's shit list yet,

your day will come.

Always Eat Your Fruits And Vegetables

2010-07-06T00:17:00.000-04:00

It Only Costs A Dollar

2010-07-05T00:32:00.000-04:00

A Verse, Then A Verse And Refrain...

2010-07-04T14:27:00.003-04:00

Today's the fourth of July

another June has gone by

and when they light up our town I just think

what a waste of gunpowder and sky...

words by Aimee Mann

Love This Picture

2010-06-22T23:00:00.000-04:00

It reminds me of the end of "The Velveteen Rabbit".

Yep, You Sure Did

2010-06-03T23:11:00.002-04:00

Cat's In The Cradle

2010-05-31T08:13:00.003-04:00

Just because

you have a pussy down there,

doesn't necessarily

make you a woman.

Kitler

2010-05-30T20:31:00.002-04:00

The Sanctity Of Marriage

2010-05-24T00:17:00.000-04:00

These Douche-Bags

can get married

and I can't.

Love Is Like A Butterfly ...

2010-05-23T22:00:00.000-04:00

Up, Up And Away

2010-05-10T00:17:00.000-04:00

It's A Bird ...

It's A Plane ...

It's Super Pooper!

Safe In Mother's Arms

2010-05-09T18:50:00.001-04:00

Happy Mother's Day.

Hello Indeed.

2010-05-08T23:00:00.000-04:00

Hello Kitty will be a little

bit Pissy when she sees this.

All You Single Ladies ...

2010-05-03T22:05:00.004-04:00

My guess is there is more than one reason

why you're not gonna get in his pants.

This Is Why We Are DEMANDING Equal Rights ...

2010-04-18T21:41:00.007-04:00

.
Clay and his partner of 20 years, Harold, lived in California. Clay and Harold made diligent efforts to protect their legal rights, and had their legal paperwork in place—wills, powers of attorney, and medical directives, all naming each other. Harold was 88 years old and in frail medical condition, but still living at home with Clay, 77, who was in good health.

One evening, Harold fell down the front steps of their home and was taken to the hospital. Based on their medical directives alone, Clay should have been consulted in Harold’s care from the first moment. Tragically, county and health care workers instead refused to allow Clay to see Harold in the hospital. The county then ultimately went one step further by isolating the couple from each other, placing the men in separate nursing homes.

Ignoring Clay’s significant role in Harold’s life, the county continued to treat Harold like he had no family and went to court seeking the power to make financial decisions on his behalf. Outrageously, the county represented to the judge that Clay was merely Harold’s “roommate.” The court denied their efforts, but did grant the county limited access to one of Harold’s bank accounts to pay for his care.

What happened next is even more chilling: without authority, without determining the value of Clay and Harold’s possessions accumulated over the course of their 20 years together or making any effort to determine which items belonged to whom, the county took everything Harold and Clay owned and auctioned off all of their belongings. Adding further insult to grave injury, the county removed Clay from his home and confined him to a nursing home against his will. The county workers then terminated Clay and Harold's lease and surrendered the home they had shared for many years to the landlord.

Three months after he was hospitalized, Harold died in the nursing home. Because of the county's actions, Clay missed the final months he should have had with his partner of 20 years.

Compounding this tragedy, Clay has literally nothing left of the home he had shared with Harold or the life he was living up until the day that Harold fell, because he has been unable to recover any of his property. The only memento Clay has is a photo album that Harold painstakingly put together for Clay during the last three months of his life.

With the help of a dedicated and persistent court-appointed attorney, Anne Dennis of Santa Rosa, Clay was finally released from the nursing home. Ms. Dennis, along with Stephen O'Neill and Margaret Flynn of Tarkington, O'Neill, Barrack & Chong, now represent Clay in a lawsuit against the county, the auction company, and the nursing home, with technical assistance from NCLR. A trial date has been set for July 16, 2010 in the Superior Court for the County of Sonoma.

Sadly this continues to happen across the United States and is why we MUST continue to fight for COMPLETE equality!

This story is posted on numerous gay news sites, original source not clear.

The Real Issue Revealed ...

2010-04-17T23:00:00.001-04:00

Jealousy is a bitch.

I Give A Damn. Do You?

2010-04-11T07:41:00.003-04:00

Click on the "Damn" box

on the left side of the page

to go to

the new Equality Site

"We Give A Damn".

or go to:

www.wegiveadamn.org/

Is It Just Me or ...

2010-04-10T00:17:00.000-04:00

does everyone have days like these?

What Would Jesus Do ...

2010-04-09T23:00:00.000-04:00

Well for starters ...

Not be a hate-filled bastard.

It Was In The 80's This Weekend ....

2010-04-05T00:17:00.003-04:00

It's hard to believe

that it was like this

just 45 days ago.

Have A Twisted Easter

2010-04-04T14:38:00.000-04:00

Back With A Bang

2010-04-03T08:26:00.001-04:00

Your Next American President.

NCIS: The Early Years

2010-01-31T17:53:00.002-05:00

I knew there was a reason I enjoy NCIS so much.

Normal, My Ass!

2010-01-24T23:00:00.000-05:00

The coach's name is Ab.

Blue And Green

2010-01-23T10:06:00.002-05:00

It Pays To Read The Fine Print

2010-01-19T23:33:00.002-05:00

There's nothing worse then when it's too salty.

Don't Ask Don't Tell: Grass Skirt Edition

2010-01-15T00:01:00.000-05:00

A Lucky Sailor having some alone time

with Drag Queen "Pearl Harbor"

Saint Or Sinner?

2010-01-14T23:00:00.000-05:00

It's Always Nice

When You Can

Pick And Choose

Which Sin To Loath.

My Oscar Prediction

2010-01-05T23:00:00.000-05:00

My pick for Best Picture

Should make for an

interesting song and dance tribute.

Hot Dog Hussies

2010-01-03T00:01:00.001-05:00

Once you eat that many weenies

in one setting,

you tend to get a bad reputation.

Happy Nude Rear

2010-01-02T23:00:00.000-05:00

Looks like they worked on the floats

for the Rose Parade

right up until the last minute.

Here Comes Peter Cotton-sell

2009-12-31T00:01:00.000-05:00

I stopped by the Rite Aid yesterday

and they had started

to put out their Easter Candy.

It is never too early, I guess.

The Sanctity Of Marriage

2009-12-30T23:00:00.002-05:00

There really is nothing I can add to this.

Christmas Carolers Suck

2009-12-28T23:02:00.001-05:00

As you can tell from this picture.

The Best Of Everything 2009 Edition

2009-12-27T11:29:00.003-05:00

My list contains things that I have

read, heard, seen or discovered this year.

If you don't agree, well then, write your own blog.

It may not be as exciting as say

"VH1's 100 Hottest Hottie Hook-Ups"

or some other inane BS show they air, but what the hell.

Here it goes.

The Best:

Movie
Paranormal Activity

(Scared the crap out of me)

Song
Echo - Cyndi Lauper

Album
Bring Ya To The Brink - Cyndi Lauper

Female Singer
Cyndi Lauper

Male Singer

Jay Brannan

Music Video
Madonna's "Celebration"

Band
Dragonette

TV Show Comedy
Reruns of "As Time Goes By"

TV Show Drama
NCIS

Reality Competition Show
Top Chef

Reality Show
Tabatha's Salon Takeover

TV Comedian

Chelsea Handler of E!'s "Chelsea Lately"

Internet Video
Britain's Got Talent -

Susan Boyle's Audition

singing "I Dreamed A Dream"

Podcast
BBC 1's Scott Mills Daily

Website
www.peopleofwalmart.com

News Story of the Year
Civil Rights Movement for The Gay Community

Novel
Roddy Doyle's "The War"

Computer Game

"Cosmic Bugs"

and its sequel

"Water Bugs"

Computer Download
Safari Internet Browser

Guilty Pleasure
All Day Marathons

of "NCIS" on USA

Non-Human

As Always: Chessie

Don't Ask Don't Tell

2009-12-27T11:16:00.001-05:00

The real question about this photo is

not

why are these sailors

dancing with each other,

but why is the sailor on the left

propositioning a "GOAT"?

Grin And Bear It

2009-12-26T00:01:00.000-05:00

See,

Global Warming is a lie.

the polar bears

are still able to find

something to nibble on

after all.

Here Comes Santa Claus

2009-12-25T23:00:00.001-05:00

Christmas came roaring in ...

... and was gone in a flash.

Merry Christmas to all

and to all a good night.

No Truer Words Have Been Spoken

2009-12-20T00:01:00.001-05:00

Jewish Kids Say The Darnedest Things

2009-12-19T23:00:00.001-05:00

Do You Think He's Gay?

2009-12-13T00:01:00.000-05:00

"And that's all I have to say about that ..."

The Perfect Christmas Gift

2009-12-12T23:00:00.001-05:00

"Smoky, the Emphysema Baby"

Part of the

"Trailer Trash Babies"

from Mattel.

Coming soon

"Crystal, the Meth Baby"

Keeping Up With The Griswald's

2009-12-09T00:01:00.000-05:00

Ditto Right Back At Ya.