Good Old Fashion Irony

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A Pear Pair

Where did your eyes go first?

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Her pears

or

His glass of champagne.

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"Conch" Shell, Perhaps

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"And to think

you were just hoping

to find

a message in a bottle."

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Hubba, Hubba!

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"Do these knee high socks, make me look fat?"

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A Pot Of ... Um ... Gold ?

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"He's so gay he craps rainbows."

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Fighting Authority

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Smart Ass

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What's For Lunch?

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Peek-a-boo, I See You

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My Kind Of Street Sign

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I took a little vacation from the blog,

but I am back now.

Patriotic Pussy

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Happy Independence Day.

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Go Your Own Way

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There's always one smart ass in the crowd.

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