I Guess I Need To Buy A Handbasket

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When you search

 on the internet

 for pictures of

"pussy sitting on a face",

I don't think this is what

 you have in mind.

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Yeah, I know, 

I am going straight to hell for my dirty mind. 

(among other things)

I looked up directions on mapquest. 

It's really, a very short trip.

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PS. If you laughed at my joke, 

I'll see you there. 

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If you didn't, 

then I really don't want to be stuck

 for all of eternity

 with a humorless prude, anyway.

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